May 09, 2014
15 Truly Awful Festival Pickup Lines

We saw you at the last festival. Your game needs a boost. Not that this will help, though. These are awful and will probably get you slapped… we just thought we’d let you know.


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festival rave edm pickup lines meme

Feel that?


festival rave edm pickup lines meme

That’s how much I paid for my houseboat and bobcat. I call it a housecat but that doesn’t sound as cool. Anyways, let’s do this, gurl. To the houseboat!


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And I think I spot a few promising access points.


festival rave edm pickup lines meme

We should fix that.


festival rave edm pickup lines meme

Come on, we don’t need a glove.


festival rave edm pickup lines meme


festival rave edm pickup lines meme

You vant I demonstrate?


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Wanna open the flap?


festival rave edm pickup lines meme

No? Alright.


festival rave edm pickup lines meme

We can’t be gettin’ separated.


festival rave edm pickup lines meme

Hands in the air, girl.


festival rave edm pickup lines meme

via Stoney Roads.


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Plus one if you want it, too.


festival rave edm pickup lines meme

Airplay enabled