I decided recently that if I somehow become talented and famous–which is unlikely if I keep spending my days dreaming up goofy sh*t like this–my stage name shall be “Open Bar” so everyone has to put that on their flyers and posters.
Think you’re gonna be famous? Wanna screw with every venue and promoter you’ll ever work with? Try one of these weird DJ names on for size. We made some posters so you can get the full effect.
See? Isn’t this a much more exciting flyer? You’re already searching Google for Club Sandwich, I know it. Don’t lie.
Alright, here’s some more:
Confuse the hell out of the crowd as they wait for your set by covering the stage and video screens with a promise to return very shortly.
This one might not make friends out of the other DJs, but at least you’ll get a laugh.
This one should have no problem throwing people for a loop.
Create the illusion of a bizarre back-to-back performance with the names listed on either side of yours. MAGIC!
Not sure why you’d want this one, but definitely confusing.
Everyone should be happy about this, right?
To get the full effect here, follow your promoter around as he or she tries to hand out flyers (keyword: “tries”).
There’s no way this could go poorly, right?
Love the secret mystery producer schtick? Enter a realm of perpetual unwarranted hype by making this your DJ name.
This could get weird.
Have your own confusing stage name? Prove it.