Apr 23, 2014
Order Now: ‘NRG,’ Duck Sauce’s All-Curing, Likely Dangerous Miracle Goop

You look like you’re in a lot of pain and suck at just about everything. Tired of being so pathetic? You need NRG, the amazing new product from Duck Sauce that will improve your cooking, heat up your love life, increase your self image, and without any negative side effects at all, probably!

The exciting demonstration video below detailing this incredible offer was directed by Dugan O’Neal and showcases the endless uses for NRG. Call 1-844-NRG-DUCK for more info and a special “bonus” offer (seriously, call).

Pick up NRG and the rest of Quack here.