Mar 26, 2015
The Bass Fire Extinguisher + 10 More Uses For Focused Bass Power

Two George Mason University seniors have invented a bass fire extinguisher that douses flames with ultra low-frequency sound waves.

The 30-60-hz bass waves are so powerful, they create a tiny gap between the oxygen and the fuel, effectively preventing the fire from re-igniting.



The Washington Post spoke with the two engineering majors Seth Robertson and Viet Tran about their innovation, which they hope to apply to larger-scale building, forest, and even space fires in the future.

If you’re anything like us, you’re thinking, “Well, slap my ass and call me Judy. That’s f*cking amazing! What other nasty everyday problems can we stamp out with the power of wub?” Here are a few suggestions (… wubwubwubwubwub… that’s him blastin’ sh*t with bass):

1.Obnoxious Bus Talkers

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2. Icky spiders

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3. Dude bros

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4. Racist-ass cops

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5. Nagging girlfriends

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6. Good-for-nothing lazy-ass boyfriends

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7. F*cking yappy-ass little rat dogs

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8. Fox ‘News’ Correspondent Megyn Kelly

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9. The Ebola Virus

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10. The United States Congress

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